I would love to be her friend.
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and I accidentally launched them into the sea
I should not have laughed as hard as I did
- I don’t always feel like doing asks.
- I don’t always feel like doing threads.
- I can be selective with what asks I answer.
- I can be selective with what threads I reply to.
- I’m human and I get tired.
- I’m allowed to do what I want since I do this for fun.
- Please don’t be upset with me because I do this because this is how I have to do it. If I try to answer everything at once, I grow exhausted and start to hate something I love. So please don’t push me.
Rest in peace, Paul. You will be missed.
My Bucket List
OH GOD WEST’S FACE WHEN HE TASTES HIS OWN COOKING IS FUCKING PRICELESS